the-paranoid-humanoid:

coeus:

Stop SOPA and PIPA. 

Due to this bullfuckery, I am not updating tomorrow, starting at midnight. Twenty-four measly hours, but it’s all it takes to make a point.
I’m not an American, but American politics are too much for me to take right now. If America shows that this is tolerable, then all Earth governments might make this okay. None are safe until all are safe.

the-paranoid-humanoid:

coeus:

Stop SOPA and PIPA. 

Due to this bullfuckery, I am not updating tomorrow, starting at midnight. Twenty-four measly hours, but it’s all it takes to make a point.

I’m not an American, but American politics are too much for me to take right now. If America shows that this is tolerable, then all Earth governments might make this okay. None are safe until all are safe.

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I hath returned!

Actually that was like a week ago and I thought I’d already made an announcement

WHOOPS

Anyway, I’m back, and for right now, I don’t have normal hours. So you can either email me to set up a show, or you can just lurk around on messengers and see if I show up. All contact information is available below!

I have procured a new computer, yes. However, I will be unable to see to my normal duties due to a whoooole clusterfuck of situations for which there aren’t sufficient words in the English language to describe. I should be able to resume normal function by the date I’d hoped, the 13th, the 16th at the latest. So many apologies T_T

the-paranoid-humanoid:

((Above: me.))

the-paranoid-humanoid:

((Above: me.))

(Source: yukushi)

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Announcement: Computer in hospice care

Due to those aforementioned hardware issues, I’m going to have to go on hiatus for a short bit until I can procure a computer that I’m sure won’t die should I tell it I need to put some weight on the processor. This shouldn’t, IDEALLY, be more than 3 weeks (one being this week, another being my trip next week, and another as a buffer of safety), but who knows, it may.

Those of you waiting on videos from me: D: I’m so sorry~ I could have sworn I could get at least the whole of October out of it. Both of these videos will be rendered and uploaded the first chance I get

Skunkgirl is about halfway done, but needs to be edited

Thanks for the throb killed my computer when I tried to make it, but I’m going to try again tonight once it gets colder (scienceeee).

Should you like to contribute, you can send Amazon gift cards or money through Alertpay to

Those who do will receive a ‘so many thanks’ video and screencaps from the videos I have that need to be processed (but this computer won’t let me D:)

Thanks for your patience <3

New Special! Alertpay 10 Minutes for 20$!

So, I’ll be leaving for a trip in early November, and it’s turning out to be a wee bit more expensive than anticipated, and additionally my computer is having hardware issues, which means I can’t cam on sites like I used to -wince-


Luckily for you guys, this means you can get in on another special!

If you pay through Alertpay, you can get 10 minutes for $20!

So go ahead and contact me through either IM or email (it’s best to email me if you want to use skype, I’m almost exclusively on it for shows!)

Adult work is down for hardware maintenance, apparently. I don’t have any idea when it will be up, though I hear it will be up by UK ‘morning’

update~~

So, for those who don’t know, my husband has gone off to the military. This means that for the next few months, at least, couples’ shows and videos are NOT AVAILABLE.

Solo vids, custom videos, and custom photos are still doable

AdultWork also performed some maintenance over the past few days that left the servers rather tetchy. This means I will not be on DirectCam for very long intervals at a time until it’s resolved; it both kills my CPU and acts as though I only have 1/10th of my possible upload speed. With my commitment to customer service, this is BEYOND unacceptable.

In the meanwhile, I will be available for bookings (AW account required). This allows you to pay securely through their system and book a session with me over IM, which allows me to use my full connection.

I’ve also updated the payment pages to remove paypal vouchers as an option, because apparently too many people can’t figure out how they work. So if you still want something similar, you’ll have to contact me to let me know.

!!!!!!!!!

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Fingering myself and giving you the best view!

Runtime: 3:25

I’ve been so fucking horny all day, I’ve been going mad. In an impromptu video, I slide my fingers inside myself while giving you the best possible view.

Pricing

Tokens: 70

Direct: $3.50

AdultWork

To get this vid, either tip me the requested amount for the site you’re most comfortable with, with ‘Puzzled Fingers’ as a comment. I’ll reply by mailing you a private link for it! Alternatively, you can email me at